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Match Result · Blackbox division
· Gamefinder game
Match recorded on 2013-03-19 21:28:58
Nurgle CTV 1780k+200k
2
60k (-10000)
14000
No change
3/3/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
3
-
1
11
69
-
14
23
2
#3 Warrior-Slayer – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#4 Dwarf-Grinder – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#8 Yeti-Defroster – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
6
-
1
24
171
1
37
21
2
#1 Prideful One – Dead (RIP)
#5 Numbing Tongue – Dead (RIP)
#9 Right In the Mouth – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#9 Right In the Mouth – Gouged Eye (MNG)
Snafu58: Last game someone finally killed one of my warriors. Maybe you can too!
Turn 1: Block/Tackle/Claw/MB/Piling On Warrior dead, regen fail.
BUT NASTY RIVALRY THEN DESCENDED INTO A STORM OF RAGE!!!!
What followed was such an unrelenting barrage of ass-kicking, the likes of which this team literally has never endured. By turn 2, three saurus were casualtied. By turn 6, five were casualtied. By game's end, we were left with only a Skink and a Kroxigor for the turn-16 set-up.
And the dice... brutal... The Keeper spends half the time BH, including the first 2 turns, which crumbles our position. Beast-Gnawer fails a GFI with 'Sure Feet' (right...) and blows our only chance to score. Goat-Pulper can't even manage a simple dodge to hit the ball-carrier.
At this point in the report, I would say something playful, like "Looking forward to the rematch, so we can get our revenge!", but let's face it, gentleman... this team will rape us in the rematch, and the rematch after that, and the next one, too. We are definitely not looking forward to the rematch. We are hoping to never see this team again. And while we'd be happy to play Snafu, next time he'd better bring some damn frogs or halflings, or something squishy like that!
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