“OFF THE SCHNIEDE!!! The BTO was on a 7 game losing streak and Ike was SICK of it. SICK and TIRED, damn it!! Sexeh Eyes Bachmann played one turn before she turned to ask God to help us crush these evil mooslim elvish invaders. What was that transaction like, Michele!?
"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?'
BTO is listening to you now God. Thanks for the blessed tie and the blood of the loner, Yorick. We will pretend it's Jesus' and share it with the entire world as long as they aren't gay...”
"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?'
BTO is listening to you now God. Thanks for the blessed tie and the blood of the loner, Yorick. We will pretend it's Jesus' and share it with the entire world as long as they aren't gay...”