“Hammers are strolling around the streets up upper Atldorf. Taking in the sun, having a good debate on the merits of the new pinky toe tax and checking out the "upper class" women who are out and about. Then the munchies hit. "Hey look a cool looking candy shop". Hammers proceed to get their money out and head on into the candy shop.

ALAS!!! the candy shop has been dismantled. Underworld scumm have broken in and are eating all the candies. Candy jars broken. A Troll is in the corner eating all the cotton candy, cart and all. The shop keeper is fending off the goblins with his trusty ice cream scoop. "Hammers, Help!!! the Underworld scumm are eating all my candy!!"

TO WAR!!!!

The Hammers lay into the Underworld scumm with a candy rush passion. They start laying them out left and right. Haymakers, DP boots and some nice tackling start sending them "packing". Second half of the match and the Hammers perform a mid field stall for 6 turns. Trading blows back and forth with them. it is a heavy weight title fight in the middle of the ring. Both teams just laying into each other. No one wants to leave the candy shop with no candy. On T6 of the second half the Hammers finally break the underworld scumms "back" and drive them out of the candy shop. Bodies are strewned all over the place.

Whistles are heard in the distance as the city watch comes around the corner, halberds at the ready. The Underworld scumm dont know what to do. One last desperate attempt at more candy or flee? One last boot to the head by the Hammers makes up their mind. They run around the corner and find their entrance to the underworld under a rose bush in a noblemans back garden and disappear.
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