“In a rather ratty surprise, the VCP came out a made an impressive showing in a match that looked to be completely hopeless. They also made good on their promise to foul Jokey Smurf, removing him from today's match, and their next match(you're welcome, Azure.) We even scored an early touchdown, thanks in part to a poor kick-off, and some hot block die from the merc linerats. But, other than that, the rest of the match was all chaos dwarf, all day. There could have been a turn 8 scoring attempt for the tie, but the gutter runner would have come up on square too short. Ain't that the way it goes.

Our reward for this match: VCP captain John Paul II, our AG4 thrower, rolled double six's for his skill roll. Barring too many injuries while stuck in this God forsaken NWC North conference, these rats are looking good for a decent finish to this season, and a potential contender for Season VIII.

Next up, those stupid Honey Badgers. Yes, again.”