“Ogar vs Ogre! Monsters vs Biggun's! Da Biggdedest and Da Baddedest!

The first half sees a beautiful feint followed by a perfectly thrown agi 4 snotling end up with Zugzies holding the ball on the goal line in turn 4, and only one snotling can manage to get adjacent to the super ball happy Croogle. But Croogle snake eyes and knocks himself out, and with some luck, Quip is able to run the entire gamut to score on turn 8! Silver Eye Tribe leads 1-0 at the half!

One ogre and one snotling sit out for the Silver Eye Tribe from the blazing heat; one more snotling is badly hurt, leaving only 8 on the pitch. On the other side, everyone on the Zugzies bench ignores the heat, 3 out of 4 KO's wake up, and only 1 other snotling is seriously injured, leaving them with 11 on the pitch. Zugzies then get a perfect defence forcing quip to go through a series of ridiculous plays to rush all the way to the goal line... only to be pow-ed down by monstrous Mooter the S2 snotling, and Quip is KO'd. Nasty then snake eyes a dodge, followed by a snake eyed armour check; and on the next turn, snake eyes another dodge to become the most unlucky snotling on the team, and despite the next die roll being another 1 for armour, the armour check still badly hurts the unlucky snot. The following turn sees Razung Cartcrusher choose a double down result against a Zugzie ogre.. but the Silver Eye brute badly hurts himself! Muzarkug is then promptly killed by a Zugzie ogre, and the apothecary simply chortles and stabs Muzarkug in the eye to ensure he is dead!

While Croogle waltzes up field (eventually scoring on turn 16 for a 1-1 draw), Silver Eye ogre Segrag Spleenpopper goes on a rampage of blitzes against snotlings, 7 blocks in all against the titchy fellows, but despite his Block and Tackle skills ensuring all 7 blocks knock the snotling down, he fails to injure even one; heck he only manages to break armour twice!

Finally, a turn 15 foul brutally crushes the hip of Morzedd the Cursed; and while he has no apothecary to save him, and he is now living up to his name, he also managed to be the only ogre from the Tribe who caused any harm to the enemy, and he now has Block! Razung Cartcrusher, for at least hurting himself on a block, was named MVP and becomes the first guard on the team - hopefully he can help his teammates hurt other people and avoid smashing his own face in next time!

Very silly game, as all ogre games must be! Hopefully one of these days a win can errantly throw itself on the Silver Eye Platter!”