“A match worth remembering, because of the spectacular afwull dice for my opponent. Maybe even funny if you look back at it :)

First half I start attacking and immediatly KO his ogre. I can break away quite easily cause his mino prefers to stand roaring in rage instead of blitzing three times in a row (twice reroll burned for another 1 aswell). I BH his goblin and crowdpush his dark elf for a MNG and can stall easily, while my opponent barely rolls any pows and does not remove a single zon from the pitch (no tackle on his team was always gonna make things hard). His troll barely does anything, and his mino just keeps on roaring. He only does a succesfull action twice in the whole half, otherwise its all ones (and eats up a thrid reroll in the process). Easy 1-0 for me.

My oppenent challenged nuffle during halftime, and lo behold, the bloodbowl god responds: first by dicing my opponent some more, then giving him hopes for a tie after all, then brutaly take away his hopes, and to finish give some moar dicing :)

Second half his ogre suffers from heat exhaustion so its 11 vs 8 and on top of that I get a blitz so can immediatly pressure the ball. My opponent does start to hit pows now and reduces my numbers, but still needs 4 rerolls in 4 turns in order to get the ball somewhat safe with some very much needed dodges and a mino that moves for once. By then it was 6 players for me vs 7 of his (6 actualy cause the troll was out of position and going stupid all the time). I make two dodges for an assist and then a dodge and two gfi's for a succesfull blitz on the ballcarrier. Next turn my ST4 picks up the ball, he blitzes him with his mino... and gets double skulls... 2-0 and game over.

Still two turns for my opponent and now it's time for the dicing on the cake!
I get another blitz and next turn all three of the bigguys roll a one. I can swarm his remaining players easily and secure the ball for the 3-0.


Conclusion: nuffle does exist and he (she?) still has the darkest sense of humour.”