“A blizzard against da big smellies! What more could the Silver Eye Tribe ask for?

Well it turns out that Morgag Leadybelly in his debut match would be pivotal in winning - he badly hurt a nurgle warrior and smashed the hip of mure the rotter as well. But even more importantly; he convinced Razung that anything THAT smelly must in fact be a cart of cabbages; so, not once, but twice, Razung was able to use his cunning Guard skill to prevent a cart from sneaking up on him, and instead removed the pitch from the cart!

Of course, both the Nurgle Warriors that Razung thought were carts actually skulled out on the big fella. But they were probably completely shocked to learn that the ogre thought they were carts; and that he thought that they were trying to sneak up on him; and more importantly, that Guard specifically defends against carts sneaking up on Ogres. Such a surprising turn of events undoubtedly led to the skulls in question. Morgag also had one last gag to play; he convinced Razung that any Pestigors who were mutated and giant, such as lulu the +S pestigor, must in fact be a cart for giraffe food. This had the predictable result of Razung smashing the colar bone of the terrifying cart, much to Morgags enjoyment.

Spleenpopper was not quite as thrilled with today's match. Not a single opponent had dodge! How could he pop the spleen's of anyone without dodge? This led to the courages ogre sulking most of the match, boneheading out turn after turn, and generally refusing to play.

Fegargl Elfcatcher didn't do much either, although this has become quite normal for him. However, on turn 8 of the first half, he had the potential to KILL a Nurgle Warrior, crowd surf a second warrior, and ensure the touchdown! Instead, he realized that Nurgle Warriors are not, in fact, elves, and so he balked, claiming that there was some kind of horrid stench in the air; when the coach roared at him to 'KILL DA DANG STINKY ANYWAY!' Fegargl quietly fixed the dice so that he rolled double double downs; and of course, since the Warrior had block (and Fegargl didn't), he was unable to hurt the warrior.

Morzedd the Cursed will generally agree. Bash nurgle. Hurt face.

Thuggrut Dragonjuicer had a WONDERFUL game! He tried to pick the ball up; then he DID pick the ball up! Then he ran all the way to the other end, but since the stupid ref blew the half time whistle at least 34 turns early, and that silly Elfcatcher refused to see the Nurgle Warriors as big elves, he didn't score. But who cares? HE HAD THE BALL!
Then the ref took the ball back. Mean old ref. But then what's this?! The pestigors did an end to end passing play (18 rushing yards, a 4+ pass, 2 3+ catches, and 5 passing yards all in one turn), to almost willfully give the ball to Thuggrut! Of course, some stupid rotter tried to tackle him. Thuggrut bonehead out trying to figure out how the rotter fit into it all, but then remembered he could just ignore him (team rr on bonehead, 6+ dodge) and knocked out the pestigor so that Thuggrut could get the ball! But the stupid snow got in the way, so he didn't pick it up. And then he DID pick it up! And so he ran all the way to the other end and the ref actually let the game play for the correct number of turns and he WON!
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