“It may have been born of frustation after Prince Escalus failed his third critical action, however when coach of Romeo's Triumph was heard to swear and shout that the Prince's final day had come, a note was quickly passed to the Sons head coach, Hans Stikkyfingers.

Coach Stikkyfingers had faced Kroxigors during his playing career, but none like Prince Escalus. The speed the Prince displayed was eyewatering, and retirement before reaching his full potential would be a cruel and unusual punishment for the disappointing performance of the big beast. Stikkyfingers sent the signal, and Billy Truebone layed in with his boot, sparing Prince Escalus from a fate worse than death.

Thanks for the game Cameronhawkins, the Sons will no doubt see you coaching another team of Lizards soon!”