“Good evening ladies and gentlemen (well, it's bloodbowl, so were not all that gentle but anyway), and welcome to the match between the Koulukiusaajat, a proud member of GMF vs Half That Humble, I don't know a chaos team that I've never heard of. It seems were packed tonight, the stadium is almost full, with a gate of 79000 there are only a few seats vacant.

were having some technical difficulties with the broadcasting of this match...

(much later)
Welcome back, and it's the 7th turn in the second half, and the gobbos are leading 2-1, but you wouldn't believe the beating the gobbos have endured. At the moment there are only 4 players from the gobbo team on the pitch, the ball is lose and anything can happen...

8th turn...

Seems Boris the Bull is at it again, taking aim at a poor little gobbo and knocking him out and covering the ball. Mika Petteri Sika Setteri is also knocked down, if that had been only a push back, the CD's would have hell of a time picking up the ball. Purjo liisa also goes down after a fierce block from Edvard, Edward's only played 8 games, but he's already taking down trolls. If it wasn't for that niggling injury he received a few games back, he could be one of the future super stars of fumbbl. But now he's just a used up has been, and only after 8 games. Isn't that sad...

OK, evryone on the Koulukiusaajat, is either down or out of the game, and Hobert is going for the ball, can he pick it up... Even if he can, it's still a long way to the EZ... Hobert picks up the ball! And starts running towards the EZ. It seems that there isn't enough time for Hobert to score! But what's that? A brilliant move, Hobert is tired of runing and hands the ball off to Andy. Andy catches the ball and starts running. Andy SCOOOOORRREEESSS and the whistle is blown, game over. Unbelievable play by the CD's on the last turn. The game is tied.

Well, it was a fun game, and the gobbos almost made it.”