“In this game we learned that:
* Nuffle can and will turn an entertaining brawl into a brisk pitch clearing.
* 80s video games kick the snot out of 30s peace treaties.
* The whim of random number generator is not affected by tapping your CPU with a screwdriver.
* If you take a turn that ends with a snake-eyes GFI and a BH'd ball carrier AND this is followed by a turn where your opponent scores 2 KOs and 3 BHs AND this is followed by your turn starting with a quad skull self KO...then you've only got wisecracks and quick pass SPPs to play for (and it might be time to offer up your first born to Nuffle).
ps. Nuffle: No chance mate ! Bring it !”
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* Nuffle can and will turn an entertaining brawl into a brisk pitch clearing.
* 80s video games kick the snot out of 30s peace treaties.
* The whim of random number generator is not affected by tapping your CPU with a screwdriver.
* If you take a turn that ends with a snake-eyes GFI and a BH'd ball carrier AND this is followed by a turn where your opponent scores 2 KOs and 3 BHs AND this is followed by your turn starting with a quad skull self KO...then you've only got wisecracks and quick pass SPPs to play for (and it might be time to offer up your first born to Nuffle).
ps. Nuffle: No chance mate ! Bring it !”