“Well, if you thought the last match these Woodies had was unbelievable you'd better get some popcorn and lager and watch this puppy!

In the last round, coach Smess suffered some bad luck. That was nothing compared to the abuse that the Duke had to put up with!

Right from the 1st kick off everything seemed to go the Woodies way. It was almost like playing down hill. With a back wind. In the snow. And we had ski's. And only we were allowed to touch the ball.

I have never even witnessed a match where there were 4 interceptions. (although that could be inexperience on my part).

My apologies to the Duke for the tragic passing of Brighoon and Forell. And for the passing away of your luck. May it return to you someday.

As for the next round....look out Wossel....the Woodies are coming!!”