“With the 'Saws form on and off lately, and a persistent odour affecting the players from game to game, home and away, the was a lot of bickering between the players in the build up.

When they arrived at the Laughing to the Grave stadium, this time the air smelt bad. That's a good thing. Orcs like bad smells. However, it wasn't the same nauseating fog that the team had been coping with.

It turns out that the previous troll, a smiling Datha explained, had incredibly bad "habits" due to following a diet strictly like the human legend Bo - he was Bo's Biggest Fan after all! It turns out human diets don't do good things for trolls, who are accustomed to eating humans as food as opposed to food for humans. The result was a chronic silent toxic flatulence, Datha explained, that permeated and stained all surfaces it came into contact with.

With the troll injured and retired, the dressing room was at putrid peace once more. The Razordome is receiving it's first clean since opening, although several thousand fans turned out to protest this act.

In amongst this drama, a game got played today. The orcs looked reborn and put Laughing to the Grave to the sword.

When a wolf got too close to Aztec, he ripped it's throat out. He then knocked the other out, while Krigash was thumping the wights out the game. The poor Necromantic team had no idea what had hit them or how to take the orcs out of their stride. It was a real thumping and probably should have been 4-0.

All Coach Jamie could do was cringe and wait for the final whistle as none of his players regenerated and he spent the 2nd half doing damage limitation.”