“This was a fun game though plenty of frustration for the Wrestlers coach with frequent screwups first half and a case of so close, so far. Without any opposing tacklers or claw we thought we had a decent chance here. We were looking for some hard hits straight off but key blockers Haystacks and Jim Breaks stood dumbfounded. Les picked up the ball near the back. Dumbness was a theme through the half and the Orcs pulled off some risky blocks. But we saw a chance and Ms Bucket went off with the ball. However Shane somehow tripped to stop us completing our cage and then a Blitzer ko'd Mrs Bucket. Little Lord Lucan got the ball away again, but he too was hauled down. Once again he moved away but we still couldn't quite protect from the blitz and down he went. Alas the Blitzer also scooped up the ball. With still a final chance Kendo charged towards him but tripped at his feet. So close to their endzone too. Then the Orc did a handoff to a thrower who then sent a long pass upfield for a defensive td! Disasterous end of the half for us. We almost got something good despite every turn being a struggle.
Second half the Orcs started well again and finally multiple snots went out, including one from a dodge. But overconfident they sent a reckless pass which scattered by the pitch edge. Danny Devito took the ball, he couldn't get to the endzone before being bashed but Little Lord Lucan got it again and scored!
A riot followed which proved crucial in the end for "Destroy all humans". Kendo got through to the thrower who he almost tripped up, but not quite well enough. But Kendo chased him down brilliantly and ko'd the Orc. Just as it seemed we would be saved he snaked the final move to the ball and fell! Disaster. The Orcs flung the ball upfield and Haystacks great chance to foil the waiting Orc receiver was foiled by yet another dumb episode. Finally the Orc knocked away the covering snot and dashed over the line, again in the dying moments of the half. There was brief chance for a ttm attempt but after catching the ball Lucan was thrown straight down into the turf.
One good moment in the second half was aystacks ripping up another Black Orc to add to his collection, though an apo did save the stinking creature.
”