“"BULLSHIT UNLIMITED I: A HEADTARD"
And here I decided to make a team specialized in bullshit passing plays.

After the first game I'm looking forward to playing more of this team.

Game judges weren't sniffing pig poo this whole morning, and actually gave the MVP to the one worthy person on the team. Arthur. The Ogre. The Ogre that picked up the ball and handed it off to the Man for punching, catcher which made a deciding touchdown. And then promptly died on the next turn to a mere block.

And a little time later the other team's ball carrier was sent to heavens by the crowd. Ball scattered almost perfectly for the second point scored, but, sadly, it didn't happen because of the rain. About five times throughout the game.

Two positionals, one of which game is dependent on, are, sadly, out of it. Well, manure. Visit me on the next episode of "BULLSHIT UNLIMITED II: NAME PENDING"

Did I mention that the only folks injuring somebody were the ones that did the least blocks? And fuck the winning rolls, they make me want to eat my babies. Or would if I had any.”