“The first half was a demonstration of how Undead, when receiving the kick, are vastly inferior to ogres in bashing. This includes such prowess as quadruple double skulls, and a mummy choosing both down against an ogre, failing to break armour on the ogre, and the mummy killing itself no regen.

Interestingly, this continues the trend that Mummies apparently are vulnerable to ogres and will die or otherwise be injured far more often than normal against Ogres.

The second half was a demonstration of how Undead, when kicking, are vastly inferior to ogres in balling. This includes such prowess as every ogre ball attempt succeeding, every snotling ball attempt and gfi succeeding, and most of the agi 3 undead players removing themselves from the pitch.

However, Black One, wight extraordinaire, who went on a brutal cas spree of snotling snotling snotling OGRE! then picked up the ball and managed to stall out for a draw.


The Tortured Creepers have also decreed that Tackle is a useless skill. Despite being second normal skill for wights, third normal skill for zombies, and fourth normal skill for ghouls, this team REFUSES to let any player get that many skills. Dodge players continue to be the bane of Tortured Creepers.”