“Wise man said: "If you make a stupid joke team, you'll have stupidly lucky joke rolls". And he was right. Except it's metarolls in my case.

A matchup against dwarves isn't that good, as they can bash underworld into the ground easily. Luckily, the coach was pretty new to the game and made a lot of silly mistakes, costing him two touchdowns. Some good rolls, and the only player coming injured out of here is a dwarf! Two badly hurts on my side don't count.

Ha! The Animal Planet is looking better than ever before! We've got enough money to replace any single player in case of an injury, as well as a spare goblin for fouling. Now it's all about gaining experience and skilling up the players.

Speaking of skilling up, Londog got a double and I decided to give him dodge for that extra dodge and unfallability. Now claw, mighty blow, horns, and he's a killing machine. I can't wait till he murders somebody in cold blood.”