“All the games I called bananas previously. I take it back.
Here's a story about how one GFI could cost you a game and players lives.

It started pretty bad. I was severely outbashed, and decided to form a sideline cage to score in two turns. Bad thing here being that I need to do one GFI with a re-roll to actually finish the cage. Yeah... So you know, we lost our offence and the best players of the team, ones serving as the cage, were pushed out to meet their fans. Newt York was, luckily, saved, but doctors couldn't do anything about fan-induced groin strain. I'm not even going to ask how, who and why.

After the lost defence one bad 2db for Zilaen enables our 5 player team to do some quick crossspecies pass play and score our first and only touchdown.

In the beginning of the second half due to a lucky one die blitz ball scatters around the line of scrimmage like a live baby squig, everybody failing to pick it up except for Bearlin, our troll. Who got blitzed down next turn and promptly left his mortal coil, as doctors were too tired to work after Newt York decided to do the same thing earlier.
Second half consisted almost entirely of two to five skaven being beaten around. 4 enemy players leveled up at that time. Not a bad first game, huh? One time they even got the "Blitz" kick-off event at my poor two players. Luckily enough, all of them ended up only badly hurt.

Thanks to the whim of the dice pityful humans couldn't handle the ball, and as such could score only twice.

After the game Henmark came up to me and said "You know, I feel really bad that we don't have a big bashy guy anymore. Can I be one?", his eyes glittering.
-Ha, strength 3 bashy guys? That's silly, we can't bash anybody with such a low strength score.
-Why do you think it's 3? - he answered, smiling mysteriously. -I got just enough SPP from scoring a touchdown this game to roll level up, you know...

And as such we have a STR 4 linerat. Hamsterdam, our goblin, tried to follow in his footsteps, but could get only as much as 10. I decided that +AV or +MA are pretty bad, as either would only bring him up to stats of our skaven players, so it wasn't worth it in the long run. Poor fella walked away with stock Two heads.

If you've read thus far, thank you for reading the babbling of a pretentious wanna-be coach, and please PM me with an answer to a question puzzling me: I am at 1100 TV and don't have my troll anymore. What to do? At 1100 TV I'm likely to meet some better composed team than mine, making recovery games even harder than they were before. And I need 60 more thousand coins to buy the troll back. Should I fire goblins back into 1000 TV? Should I keep playing like this?”