“Game #94

Another game against the incredibly boring forces of Chaos.
Most of the chaosthings were faceless, mindless creatures, incapable of doing anything but flail wildly about the pitch. Many of them didn't even have proper names.
Unfortunately, Statico fell victim to the random flailing, and not even the strong wards and regenerative spells that had kept him animated until now could halt the onslaught. Another promising TG cut down in his prime (and continuing the trend of rolling a double and getting dead among the teams TG's...)

Coach Luo was understandably frustrated and distraught over the felling of such a champion, and was probably more vocal and bilious than he would otherwise have been. He'd like to apologise, but sadly feels that such a gesture would be missed by an opposing coach who seemingly only views the game as numbers on a pitch.

In short, name your players, get into the fluff of the game. I don't mind getting pummeled by 'Chaos', but I *do* mind an opponent who barely speaks, and can't name his players properly. It's boring, and that's a problem.”