“Luckyjim12 and I sent our teams out on the field which featured a sweltering heat (which brought our conversation, or rather my rant, on the topic of Khemri vs sweltering heat... it doesn't make sense). Wilhem Chaney was hired alongside a wizard to support the Norse. Chaney did what he could and managed to push Cuddly Forepaws into the crowd who were definitely sporting viking helmets. Cuddly woke up in the emergency room with only three ribs sticking out of her messed up fur. The trashing she'd received did reward her with the MVP and a promise of being able to run much faster once she's recovered from her injury.
So Chaney was annoying and subsequently got pushed into the crowd but of course was patted on the back instead of being skinned alive. Stupid crowd.

Less useful to the Horses for Norses was their wizard who fired a blank fireball which did nothing except heat up the ball carrying Barmy Rebelwho's about to score. As a result Barmy couldn't get himself to join the next kick-off. "It ain't half hot boss!" he said before devouring the waterboy.

Fun match with me having better dice than Luckyjim12. Good luck against dfunkateer!”