“There was a ruckus in the locker room after the match, when the Quercus brothers, Pagoda and Phellos argued over which should be credited with having more kills in the game. Pagoda pointed out that he had killed two players in the game, while Phellos had only taken out one. Phellos countered that is kill was against an opposing elf, while Pagoda had merely splattered two of his halfling team mates on over zealous TTM attempts.

THe argument would have likely come to blows, the Quercus brothers being very competitive since they were acorns, had the coach not burst into the room with a chainsaw recently mugged from a passing goblin in order to discus his team's play in the game, an event which cleared the room.

"'e just bashed me on the 'ead and grabbed me saw," Zilbar Splatter, the mugged gobbo said later, "Just because of the Bickering Birch Brothers in dere!"

When this reporter pointed out that Pagaoda and Phellos were, in fact, oaks, not birches, he was fouled by the annoyed goblin.”