“The Unlikely forces of the Pact descended on the warriors of Valhalla like a Chaos storm. Many brave warriors fell today, and the medicine woman was called to spare the life of Weath the Musician (RIP to BH). Hyglak tried to take out a Mighty Blow marauder with a dirty trick, but the ref was having none of it (2nd snake eyes on the armour roll, first foul of the game, in a row). Hyglak has a serious quarrel with the referees who allow the Clawpomb to slay brave warriors but does not allow those warriors to fight back with their entire arsenal. In the end, both sides withdraw from the field of battle to tend their wounded, scoring a single TD each. Many brave warriors will dine in Valhalla this night.

Today was a good day for Roneth, Ragnar, and Robert Goldstream. A good day...”