“A strange game.
The undead put up no resistance at the kick-off, allowed a quick score and then got utterly bogged down and failed to equalise before the half.

At the interval they got quite the half-time chat and came out swinging. Not a turn went by without at least one bikini-clad young lady going for a early shower. The religious fanatic, MotherTeresa, chalked up three casualties, the wight, Isleof, had another hat-trick, Daddy the mummy added a seventh and between a few kos and a banning for a rather disgraceful foul that even a bribed ref couldn't overlook there weren't too many girls standing by the time the whistle blew. Quality coaching and staunch defence even as the numbers dwindled prevented more than an equaliser. That and fear of the five girls in reserve who looked a bit keen to see the inside of an undead.

Great fun played in good spirits. No long term damage to either side and a rematch would be most welcome. ”