“Poor Momma. She charged straight into the Dark Elf backfield on the opening play and was quickly set upon by this dirty rotten gang of filty elveses. First the knocked Momma down! Then they pushed way and knocked down her only helper! Then the surrounded her and called her FAT!! AND UGLY!!! And then, and then....oh god, I almost can't say it.....that scoundrel Dirtyfist punched Momma right on top of her semi-functioning head and smashed it open! For SHAME!!! That was my Momma!!

Our desire for revenge was almost sated with the dealing of three perms and a loss to the Drowsy Elves. Almost. We request a rematch in which we will kill all elveses!!!

MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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