“You just can't win against Flings.
Beat them and everyone goes 'oh yeah, beating flings. Like, Wow.' and yet when they come this small they bring ALL the damn toys. A wiz, a Chef, Deeproot and Morg.

Without Claw of high ag thats trouble right there.

First half we hemmed them up nice and kept some back field mobility to discourage breaks, but couldn't make much progress past the 4 lumps. We did get a late 1 in 4 fail dodge, with 2 GFI for 2 die, but the dodge failed. Still he was reduced to TTM and with a good landing and a deep run and some dodging for cover it left a 3+ dodge for 2 die on the ball, that went well and the ball was secured and riskily taken out of Morging range. The wiz came and Fling failed the rerolled pick up. All even at half time.

Second half was fling slaughtering time, and much fling death occured. Which is always fun. But the lumps were still troublesome, Morg did his 'Im an elf' thing but a failed 3+ dodge left the TD easy, made worrysome by a triple skull in fling slaughtering meaning a rerelless GFI. But Nuffle looked the other way, the TTM failed and the Dorfs lumber onwards.

A gg, as me and Garion discussed, Fling v Dorf, with chunky inducements, is a tougher match up than most reckon, but i am not looking for praise.

Like i said, i won, but you can never really win as Dorf v fling
(there is always the suspicion the fling coach is smiling more than you, anyway)”