“Viper.. your squad has disgraced the High Elf Sport Comission by allowing the Pro Elf team a draw. You came alarmingly close to shaming us all with a defeat. I personally had to use my most significant magicks to alter the end of your match to avoid such a disaster.
I took control of the minds of the crowd and caused them to invade the pitch, attacking the servant team. Such effort was taxing. Such elf behavior.. degrading, but necessary. Further, I had to manipulate the spiked ball to attack the Pro Elf thrower during his final pick-up attempts. His scarred hands are the reason your squad was given the chance to score thrice and draw the match. I am relieved you did not waste my efforts.
You will crush the Pro Elf team in your next match or feel my wrath. I highly suggest you break with tradition and 'PRACTICE' before the game. If you are just as disorganised next match, I will have to impose organisation upon you myself.
#9 Black Mamba – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST) #13 Golden Jester – Broken Jaw (MNG)
“By nuffle, i had him right where i wanted him. all i needed to do was sit on the ball and that match would have been mine. well played Lord Murker, for capitalizing on my hubris and attempting to score for a fourth time. a rematch is always welcome. :)”
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I took control of the minds of the crowd and caused them to invade the pitch, attacking the servant team. Such effort was taxing. Such elf behavior.. degrading, but necessary. Further, I had to manipulate the spiked ball to attack the Pro Elf thrower during his final pick-up attempts. His scarred hands are the reason your squad was given the chance to score thrice and draw the match. I am relieved you did not waste my efforts.
You will crush the Pro Elf team in your next match or feel my wrath. I highly suggest you break with tradition and 'PRACTICE' before the game. If you are just as disorganised next match, I will have to impose organisation upon you myself.
_M”