“Maelony Massacre welcomed Tunes to Darkness onto the pustule strewn pitch at the Maelony Palace! Unfortunately, the Chaos warriors weren't phased at all by the gruesome visage that Maelony Tourism has nurtured in this vintage flesh pit.

The first half of the match saw Maelony receive the ball.. fail to do anything... hit like pillows.. and eventually give the ball away for a Tunes defensive touchdown.

However, in the second half, Nurgle finally noticed that Beastly Bugs was playing for the Tunes, and he literally SMITED HIM! HE SENT A HORRIBLE .. swarm.. of.. small.. insects. But they stunned the chaos warrior on the kick off, which in turn led to the minotaur's flank being unprotected, and the great brute knocked himself down trying to block Ilirdedeableeeroaulooq'chtlqz, the Great Nurgle Beast. For this divine act, Nurgle himself blessed Illirdedeableeeroaulooq'chtlqz with the MVP! Because the pestigors were able to lunge forward through the gap, and eventually, despite the agi 4 Tzeentch beastman constantly harrassing them, score the equalizing defensive touchdown!

Several Rotters were hurt in the making of this match. Any similarity between them and your loved ones is probably because your loved ones were raided, pillaged, and snacked upon by the Maelony Nurglings. Please drink responsibly while at the Maelony Palace - what goes in often comes out explosively!

Thanks to coach Erickan for visiting our lovely grotto! Come back soon!”