“Hammers are strolling along coming home from a late night bout of drinking. Most of the team has to take a massive piss so they decided to duck into this dark alley. Now the Hammers deep down know they should always stay out of dark alley's but they had to go man.

As the team is lined up infront of a wall reliving themselves they sense a dark pressence. "Ok, who in the hell said we should go into this dark alley again?"

The rotting smell of Nurgle overcomes their senses. They turn around and crawling down the alley is a rotting corpse. Nurgle warriors guard the exit. The Hammers zipper up and off to WAR!!!!!

But the Hammers have been "had" before they even move a rotten cabbage comes flying down from on high. WHACK!!!!!!!! Badly Hurt our +AG freak.....then the Nurgle scumm charges. Bones crack, lamenations of pain ring out. The Hammers are totally decimated before they can even move.

But the Hammers fight on but it is a losing battle. As fruit, cabbage and piles of waste slime are poured on top of the Hammers. SKulls, double 1's and just overall FAEL overcomes the Hammers, they sink to their knees as the aroma of Nurgle slowly over comes them.

Every action is a war against NUFFLE. It was just down right brutal.

Hammers end the game on a Skull then a Double Skull and then pass out from the Nurgle fumes that have eventually overcome them.

When they awaken the next morning by flashing lights they look around.

A group of Cathey tourists are taking pictures of them as they are stacked in a human pyramid in their underwear contorted in very nasty posees.

Oh the humilation from NUFFLE is great at this point.”