CTV 1940k+150k Tomb Kings
0
10k (-20000)
16000
-1
0/2/1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 bribe
Slann CTV 2110k
1
60k (-30000)
26000 (1 FAME)
No change
0/0/0
Inducements:
#9 Andre Smith'kmet II – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#2 Charles Woodson – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#11 Randall Cobb – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#12 Aaron C. Rodgers – Dead (RIP)
#16 Loathing – Gouged Eye (MNG)
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Round 1
Oh so close in the season opener! Super Bowl champs Green Ball limps out of this one with a narrow win over Sandcinnati.
With the half about to end, Andy Daltonubis II fumbled the ball twice right outside the Green Ball end zone. Following this piece of ineptitude, Aaron Rodgers made what will arguably be the play of the season.
He managed to find the fingertips of Alex Green with a massive long bomb. Green pulled in the catch and leaped for what turned out to be the only score of the game.
The following drive the Sandcinnati players congratulated Aaron Rodgers on the pitch for his highlight reel moment. They didn't leave any flowers on his shallow, unmarked grave.
R.I.P Aaron Rodgers.”