“The Lustrian Cup is upon us!

With a brand spanking new thro-ra, and no other skellies remotely capable of ball handling, Kovien Kammopoikien Muumiot had no choice but to try to kill, and kill, and kill some more, and hope that somehow Shindahl could be kept away from the ball. 3 bribes, a wizard, and several dirty player mercenaries showed that this was certainly going to be the plan.

Unfortunately, Shrieking Bloodstorms mass guard and mighty blow advantage meant that the Khemri just couldn't gain a numbers advantage on the pitch (notice that they fouled only twice, despite 3 bribes); and so Shindahl nipped forward and scored 3 times. (He also managed a successful long pass that would have resulted in a 4th touchdown on turn 8 of the first half, except that Tleloc rolled one of our 4 snake eyes trying to dodge out to blitz providing the only possible way of stopping the touchdown.)

Shrieking Bloodstorm killed, maimed, and mangled the opposition with no less than 2 deaths and several serious injuries; but every single cas (except a BH on a random skeleton) was regenned. The 2 serious injuries sustained by Shrieking Bloodstorm will both be sorely felt for the next match - especially Krrrrronk, who was given on the spot lightning treatment by our skaven apothecary, but a smashed hip was preferable to yet another FREAKING NIGGLE.

Speaking of niggles, Shrieking Bloodstorm had 4 injury rolls against players with niggles - only one of them was actually affected by the niggle, and this resulted in Tleloc being KOd.

Thanks for the match Kammo22!”