“An Era Ends.
Bouncer, while going for the #1 slann spot, has been killed and raised as a zombie. Cubitus the skeleton made the fatal blitz mostly cause his necromancer told him that buff rowdy frogs are dangerous.
Bouncer's career leaves him just 4 spp short of the all time #1 slann spot. Although he had half the team's skills, he was known for letting the rookies get a shot at glory rather than hogging it for himself.
Left with two veteran blitzers, not much in the way of strong players and a grand total of 7 skill rolls across the entire roster for next game, Green trampoline will move on and enter a new era, now hiring a kroxigor for some temporary muscle.
In a creul twist of fate Bouncer got the mvp that would have put him in the #1 all time slann player spot, except that it was zombie Bouncer who got it.”