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Match Result · Ranked division · Gamefinder game
Match recorded on 2013-08-20 19:33:59
CTV 1990k Norse
2
Winnings 30k (-20000)
18000 Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/2/1
Inducements:
Necromantic Horror CTV 1910k+50k
1
40k (-20000) Winnings
Spectators 19000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor -1
0/3/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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16
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5
5
#3
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3
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1
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#4
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13
1
7
5
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#5
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10
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5
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#6
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1
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#7
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1
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2
4
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4
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#8
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1
5
8
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1
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#9
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3
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6
5
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4
-
#10
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16
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3
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#11
1
1
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-
4
16
1
8
4
-
#12
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-
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15
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1
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#13
1
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3
16
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13
3
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#16
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8
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3
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TOTALS
2
1
4
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1
20
131
2
28
39
5

#3 Stasiu III – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#7 Kramarczuk III – Groin Strain (MNG)
#9 Psycho Suzi IV – Groin Strain (MNG)
says the man 1D POW'ing to get back in the game and make it close --->

Show me those gracious match reports, Complainsaw... I bet you search for a full day and end up having to edit some because your own whining irritates you ;)

Fun game, regardless. When both teams look like they can win it in the last couple turns, that means the dice have been fair and both coaches have played fairly well despite the dice.

Thanks for getting my CR back up over 160, though :D

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I love how he remembers my dice going into overdrive, but conveniently forgets his first half (turn 5) Dodge 1, REROLL 6! Dodge 6! GFI 6! 1D DODGE/POW! Armour 6,4! Injury 4,4 Foul 5,6 Injury 5,4!

... cuz *MY* dice were on overdrive... like the turn where I rolled four dice and they were all ones ;)



Find those gracious match reports, Complainsaw. I'm still waiting :) or did you realize that maybe, just maybe... you never wrote one! :O


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... or maybe you don't know how not to complain. That's a great match report where you point out your double skull blocks. Very gracious. Good move not wasting your time on checking anymore, because you are likely not going to find a single one where you don't complain about your dice!

Here is a gracious match report.

Here's another.

And a game I got crushed but was still able to smile and mystically shake hands with my opponent.

And a plain out fun one :)


Have some fun even when you lose for cry-aye... ;)


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I don't have to look hard, man... it's REALLY easy :) Especially when you again conveniently miss where you DID point out your double skull roll: "wolf jumped up and double skulled"

not saying it can't be part of a game report. I *AM* saying that there isn't a game report where you lost and you were gracious about it. And you still can't find one... and I gather you won't. THAT is my point. When was the last time you lost, still had fun, and didn't complain about "being diced by turn 2"?!


btw: you'll never get the last word in, as I am relentless and LIVE for this back and forth stuff :)

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You debate because you can't stand losing, even when it's inevitable. As is the case here. You did not, cannot, and will not win this argument... and it frustrates you.

:D
Player Performances
 
 
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14
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19
4
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#2
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13
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3
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1
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#4
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13
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8
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#5
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1
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2
15
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11
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#6
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1
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#7
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1
5
9
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1
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#8
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1
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#9
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9
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2
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#10
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16
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1
6
#11
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16
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6
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#12
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9
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#13
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#14
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9
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3
1
TOTALS
1
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1
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1
10
128
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19
42
9

#6 Landlord – Broken Neck (-AG)
< Lucker

;D

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An outrageous start saw 4 casualties in 2 turns, the game looking over with 3 positionals out the game including the star golem and +ST wight.

Then some outrageous fouls injured both norse pombers while the coat (as in, the wolf everybody wants to skin) regenerated a death and the pomber wight regenerated too.

From 2 players left it was 10v10 for the 2nd half.

A solid drive and poor KO rolls (3 of 3 failing) saw Jeffro with only 7 players, but poor defense meant he could break down the exposed side. A failed go for it seemed to end that and the coat snatched the ball, but then Jeffro's dice went into overdrive as tacklezones became meaningless. In truth it was a mix of fortunate and an obvious gap I'd left, so I was caught inbetween annoyed (a great comeback victory slipping from my grasp) and disappointed (Nuffle tease).

I have lost graciously plenty but mainly in games where I'm soundly beaten by good coaching. That's not a knock on Jeffro; this wasn't a game of great tactical nous, and actual turns where strategy mattered I flunked.

In the end, multiple 4+3+ dodging is not exactly a "yeah, you outsmarted me" moment. :)

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You're being a moron. Outrageous cas for you, outrageous fouls for me - I pointed that out. Do you want me to comment on every roll that is a 6 or a POW? You rolled 2 6,6, armour rolls in the first 4. Yay, I remembered some dice. Happy?

I lost to Tauro 10 games ago:
http://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3473162

I'm not bothering to check any more. It happens regularly enough if you care to read my match reports (of which there are many).

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The double skulls were by Tauro. "2 double skulls in a turn for Tauro" < how you misinterpreted that is beyond me.

You're looking hard to criticize. There's plenty to criticize about me, you don't need to go making stuff up. As for commenting on some luck, well that's just describing a game? Isn't that the point of a report?

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I don't get your point. OK, so I said I double skulled, after pointing out he double skulled twice in a turn. That's me *complaining* about dice? Whu? Complaining my dice aren't as bad as his?

Then stating unequivocalling "Tauro outplayed me" to end the report. If that's not gracious then, whatever, you are trolling. Congrats.

Why the hell am I debating some nonsense with a nutcase on the interwebs...
 
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