“I'm absolutely speechless, but I have to try anyway. This was a one in a million game for sure.

First half we failed EVERYTHING, with some rat failures thrown in, but our guys certainly taking the worst of it. Luckily for us a phonecall disturbed concentration enough for Steffon to miss the play for 1-0.

Second half comes around, and the dice get so silly we end up taking turns congratulating the other on a silly-ass win. 2 Interceptions for my frogs, both ending up in loose balls because as we know I can't make a roll to save my life in my own turn. Every time followed by the rats taking the ball, but failing their stuff as well.

In the end, a 0-0 was the only fitting result for such a non-game.

Not a replay to watch if you want to avoid nightmares about broken dice.....”