“**Post game press conference**

"Teejay, give us your thoughts on the match."

"You know, a lot was said this last week. A bunch of pundits, ignorant idiots, predicted Surrey would walk in here and roll over us. But that's not what we expected. We train hard and study hard. We expected our defense to hold Surrey's offense in check. We expected our stars to shine on offense and defense. We expected our Line to give as good as it got."

"Coach Harbog, tell us about the game plan."

"Well, it really came down to outplaying them. They're a solid team. The reigning Superior Bowl Champions. But we studied the tape and thought we found some holes we could exploit. Our plan was to score quick and utilize the Wizard to provide an opportunity. We struck as soon as we saw an opening and converted."

"But Coach, surely you knew you were serious underdogs to the Champs?"

"We don't see it that way. Yes, they're the Champs. They're a damn fine club. But we've been to the Big Game even if we did fall short. And we'll try to bring our A game every week...even if Week One was a huge let down.

What you saw tonight was how this team is supposed to play. Blistering, nearly unstoppable offense. Hard nosed defense. We expect great things this season."
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