“**Post match conference with Coach Shoe"

Reporter: "Coach.....what happened out there? What went wrong?"

Shoe: "Well, I think it's easier to comment on what went right. First things first, game ball goes to Thomas the Train. He's a team co-captain and this game proved why. He was everywhere, throwing himself with reckless abandon at those greasy frogs. I have never been prouder of such a cheeky fellow. That guy plays like the little engine that could if you know what I mean. Aside from that, Miley also played well. She has been a little overshadowed lately by some of her team mates and gave us quite a scare when she 'twerked' her hip but she pulled through and made the game interesting at the end of the second half. I'm not sure how much I want to comment on the rest of the players."

Reporter: "RRD predicted the Eaterz as a top contender this season after a huge finish last season and a near perfect preseason. How is the 1-1-1 start effecting morale and do you think the pressure/spotlight is becoming a problem?"

Shoe: "Well, This team is only as strong as it's weakest link, and right now, we have several links that concern me. Losing a gamer like Ponies stings and I think it's pretty obvious that some superstars are simply not pulling their weight. I won't name names, but I think ever rat on this team needs to take a look in the mirror tonight after a warpstone break and consider whether they think they are really giving the team everything they've got."

Reporter: "There has been some chatter off the record from other Eaterz that the Beibs has been faking injuries to spend more time with his girlfriend on the bench. Do you have any comment?"

Shoe: "Well, The Beibs is Co-captain of this team and as such, deserves the respect he has earned through 1 full NWFL season. Having said that, he folded like an old sweatshirt under that lame 1 assist loner boot and to not return from that was embarrasing for himself and the team. I would be ashamed as a Rat to have been brought so low by such a weak hit, but that's me, you'll have to ask The Beibs for any other comment."

Reporter: "Coach, do you think you will ever hire another rat ogre?"

Shoe: "(Players dump One Directions corpse behind Coach Shoe who prompty kicks it, tears off a chunk of hide, and begins eating it.) "I hate these damn Ogres. Simply loathe them. After the travesty of Psy, and the performance I just saw from this lump of filth, I will have to discuss the situation with ownership. I can say that the Rat Ogre trainer for both of these fools has lost a paw for his failure and sold int slavery. I only hope he spends the rest of his days in a slurry of his own filth in some dank, dark hole...."

Reporter: "One last question coach, where do you go from here?"

Shoe: "Well, we step back, relax, and realize we are by and large the same team that won all those games. We are better than our record, and I am confident we can recover. However, we have got to get back to basics, and stop getting caught flat footed. The blitz at the start of the second half, Dora being run down at the end of the first, these things just can't happen to a prepared team. We will repay the favor those slimy frogs dealt us, they may think the score is even, but we will show them how wrong they can be, and the Eaterz will be back next week bigger and stronger..."

Reporter: "Well there you have it from Coach Shoe himself. It sounds like there is some discontent in the Eaterz locker room but it looks like Shoe is intent on setting examples and trying to get things back on track. Don't count these rats out yet...."”