“The Eaterz played an absolutely terrible match last night, being flat footed, slow, and generally disinterested with the flow of the game. Word on the street is that the coaches decision to run without the Rogre muscle angered disgruntled and under-performing super star the Beibs who felt that without his big nose tackle to keep him freed up, he was going to have to do more heavy lifting. An impassioned plea at half time by team Captain (Beibs having been stripped of his co-captaincy due to poor attitude) Thomas the Train went generally unnoticed by everyone except Miley who showed a little fire in the second half.

When asked to comment on the teams first half performance on what was needed, coach Shoe angrily taped his chest with a roll or parchment and snarled "heart." It was a strong moment, and one would have expected a "Shane Footsteps Falco" like rebirth in the second half but alas, it wasn't to be.

An opening blitz sure made it look like the Eaterz were packing it in but Thomas and Miley saved the day.

Coach Shoe refused to comment at the post game, only allowing the Beibs to be interviewed. Rapid fire questions about injury prone this and wasted talent that left the Beibs surly and frustrated when the conference ended.....”