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Season 2, Game 3*

The Maniorx tried some unorthadox plays to deal with the fanatic and they payed off both halves. Da Anchor was so happy with his part in the plan that he spent a good portion of the match rolling around in the grass. We got worried when one of the Lonely Goblin trolls joined him in frolicking on the pitch. Very weird and orcs were uncomfortable.

Chaka Carver was the big hero today, with a CAS and the final TD to seal the victory. That lucky bounce landed right in his mitts while he wasn't looking. He'd have never caught it if he had seen it coming. The fans awarded him with the VP.

Crash Cooper was a one orc wrecking crew again, not ever needing the bribe. I'm pretty sure he accounted for 2 of the CAS (including the RIP) as well as several KOs. 10 fouls in a single game might be a Badlands record. He's already racked up 23 for the season with 3 games to go. Can he reach 40?

Thanks for the game, uzkulak. I think this was an aberration for you and your goblins will be back to their winning ways next game. I hope we can both represent the Badlands in the World Championships.”