“Garruk Poisonmist's Fiends of the Foggy skull were not prepared for the speed, agility and flair of the Celestial Guards who remained in control of the ball and the game throughout. The only consolation for the defeated Chaos Dwarves was that one of the High Elf players died and another left the pitch on a stretcher with a fractured leg but other than this there was only shame.

Shoreman Syndrome was given a taste of his own medicine and was savagely beaten by a group of enraged elves and given a serious concussion leading to widespread media speculation that he may be approaching retirement despite only having two games under his belt. However Garruk was quick to dismiss these claims as unfounded rumours and has assured the public at large that Shoreman will be back once he has recovered and will likely be able to play again in two matches time.

Thanks to my opponent BillBrasky for a great game and a lesson in humility, I look forward to a rematch one day and can only hope I put up a better fight next time! :)”