“I already knew I was having a bad day form the prior match where nothing went right, but it continued into the start of this one.

Opponent won Fame ... fair enough.

Opponent won kick off roll ... okay.

Opponents first block ... Dead Norse ... opponents third block ... SI'd Norse.

Opponent score ... nevermind, we can get this back.

Opponent kicks off ... ball lands in my end zone ... Perfect defence.

Ball pickup attempt, failed, rerolled, failed ... ball scatter out and up the field to in range of the wardancer who collects.

We attempt a dodge to setup a 2D on the wardancer, failed, rerolled, failed ... Elves score 0-2.


Thankfully Nuffle had a sneaky half time dice swap lined up, and we managed to scrape back to 2-2 with TDs on turns 8 and 16.

Still, if we can have some slightly more normal dice next time please Nuffle!”