“In Brumbas Soildigger's 150th match, a rookie dwarf blitzer stole the show! 2 zombies fell afoul of Baruk the zombie hunter! Another Agility Monsters star in the making.

The dwarves received but a blitz put the cat amongst the pigeons before a lightening bolt sent the ball free. Brumbas dived on the Coat. The Palm, frustrated by all the fend around him, ran off with the ball much to the surprise of the crowd and scored.

The Coat was hot and tired so sat out the next play, along with 3 zombies also overheating in the sun, what remains of their brains being fried. The Monsters were shocked when yet again it was the Palm running off with the ball, dodging in and out of tacklezones to steal it with surprising skill. The claw pomb doing the scoring? What is this madness!

In the 2nd half the wolf returned to hitting duties and bagged a couple of casualties, preventing some kind of astronomical disaster as the laws of the universe momentarily threatened to collapse into chaos. With normal order restored, galactic destruction was averted.”