#10 Muslix – Fractured Skull (-AV) #11 Cannibal – Smashed Ankle (-MA) #4 Brutus – Dead (RIP)
“Well, this Honkie coach managed to end the Fundra's existence at one game. Close until halftime when the Norsemen decided to eat a bunch of blubber and got really greasy and bloated. No more ball handling or dodging and the GFIs were NFG. Good marking by the opposition, even when a man down. Dead snow troll and thrower now av 6. I'll start anew, thanks. I got a better team name for the next one.”