#1 Snot – Dead (RIP) #5 Drainage – Dead (RIP) #8 Congestion – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
“Fresh off a defeat to a norse team, mucusfilm studios was amped up for ethnic revenge. After scoring in a scrambly first half, and receiving the 2nd half kick-off, the disgusting snotters managed to get away with sub-par marking thanks to the complete inability of the opposition to dodge away from anything. Delicious victory very much tainted by the ruthless slaughter of my beast and a pesti, both ready to skill up. (mvp to the dead beast, of course)
bad luck for simon, meh luck for me.”