“This was my 2nd ever match on FUMBBL, and my opponent is obviously very experienced. (I'm not a COMPLETE rookie to Blood Bowl in general, but compared to him, I most certainly am.)

We both had rotten luck in the first half, but he managed to get JUST ENOUGH luck to get the ball and then the score. Near the end of the first half we had a death. My poor lineman, Cecil, who scored my first ever TD in FUMBBL, got ran over and gored. We will miss him.

The second half, I started to drive, but met up with a wall of Beastmen that my poor, wimpy wood elves just couldn't easily avoid. I did move the ball into his territory, and then he skillfully pushed players around, and managed to push 2 of my players (including my wardancer) off the pitch.

Very well played, sir!”