“The Zoolander gang gave out a beating to some cheeky human team that thought they deserved to share the catwalk with us! They deserved to die for their lack of fashion sense, and death is what we gave them!

They must've been angry at all the killing. When the game looked won, a horrible lineman knocked Brint down on his own (1D POW!) before Derek's attempts to emulate Hansel led to him giving himself a wedgie when through on goal (snaked go for it). Next turn J.P. Prewitt used the wrong hand to pick up the ball, poking it away with his glass dome (snaked pick up).

Clearlightning, a super fan drafted in for the day, stepped up and caught the scatter after Hansel - so hot right now, Hansel - smashed up an ugly blitzer. When he was stripped of the ball, he grabbed it right back! Go Clearlightning! Sadly Matil wasn't so tough and knocked herself down before the super fan could set up the winning TD.”