“An interesting game highlighting the huge gulf in footballing ability between the two sides. FC Woodcelona dominated in the first half running in two unanswered touch downs with Khemri unable to even hurt them. Getting desperate they resorted to kicking the elves whilst they were down. This just resorted in stunning an elf before the ref decided to ban the fouling skellie.

After so feverish instruction at half time on how to actually hit an elf and the best way kick one when it is down Khemri finally got their act together in the second half.

Kalvi Mellori benefited from a wayward kick off and was given the ball by the ref. Working his way down field with the support of his team mates he and following the advice from the half time team talk he actually managed to hit an elf where it hurt. Llisi followed his example and took out another elf. A third was fouled off the pitch once the the skellies remembered how to actually kick an opponent when he was down. Mellori scored a consolation TD at the end but Woodcelona deservedly won with the impressive ball skills.

Lesson learnt from the game is that we won't win by playing fair so dirty plays will be a priority on the training field this week. Special instruction will be required on how to kick the opposition in a way that causes the most damage with out attracting the refs attention.”