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WCS Main Event Group F - Game 1

Da Orx forgot der armuh da first half. We stole da ball from da dorfs, but dey got it back with some 1-die POWs and scored. Had a chance for ChronicY2K1 to equalize with a TTM 1TTD, but he got so excited he dropped da handoff. Stoopid Goblin!

2nd half da orx played bettuh, and nearly had a chance to win in the dying minutes. Dorfs pulled off a series of moves to take the Druck out of da play, and it was all on Wrecker's legs. His legs worked fine (made the dodge), but his hands were like stone >:( Stoopid dorfs!

Coach Rippy withheld the apothecary from Slashin' Salaam because orx were leaving da pitch left, right and center early on. But after Salaam's injury, no one else required the services of the bonesaw. The Krippler hasn't decided what Salaam's future will be, but rumors are swirling that Slashin' will slash again for the Maniorx.”