“Another loss for the Thirteens in a game featuring a surprising absence of gratuitous destruction. Trip Skull, our famously stupid troll, did his best to remain focused for more than half of his turns, which was a bonus. But unfortunately we allowed the goblins to rip into us throughout the first half and with so many of the lads staying KO'd in the second half, we struggled to defend against a drive and didn't have enough menz to grab the equaliser. However, this is better stuff from a team Head Coach Stonefist has genuinely considered firing.

Pennyfeather will bow out of professional blood bowl (along with his 5spp from an MVP award he didn't deserve) with a fractured skull. All things considered, we got off pretty likely in a 26-36 Block game.

The Thirteens were sorry to see that Osmond Hotshield signed for the Stompers after the game. Our Dwarf accountant was supposed to be getting off his arse to offer him a contract but he found a barrel of ale in the team caravan and went mental with two mates and their pet snotling.

Thanks for the game mate. Great artwork. Hope to have a rematch soon.
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