“In a barn burner of a match, resident NWFL bad boys stomped down from their Lonely Mountain to come out and play with the teenage darlings of the Seoul Eaterz. Coach Shoe of the Eaterz game plan was simple, rely on the chart topping ogre recruit Selena to tie up as many dorfs as possible while the Beibs feasted of dorf meat and the rest swarmed the ball.

Well, on turn 1, coach Shoe's plan was shot to hell when Fili rat smasher charged in and concussed Ms Gomez. After that, the match became a ballet of trying not to die at the hands of the seriously hard hitting dorfs. A 1-1 tie at the half had the Eaterz in trouble after a desperate bid to deny the late first half score, but then the screaming teen's in the furry rat fan section found a way on the pitch and chaos insued. When the dust settled, 5 dorfs had been trampled in the teeny bopper riot and the rats were untouched. This blessing from Nuffle was not lost on the rats who were able to swarm, take the ball, and score before the dorfs could get back up.

After that, it was a game of attrition as the dorfs smashed every rat they could get their hands on while the Eaterz tried to survive. In the end, the 1 turner prevailed.

Awesome fun match with a pitch invasion being the big turning point in the game. I am dreading the rematch and will limp into next weeks match against Smeat's dueling pombers short 4 rats. Great game Bull Roarer :)”