“Flame alight in our eye, we descend the mount of XFL into the lands of humans. Let us show these civilized folk that man is beast!

But the cannons of Jackson thundered and chariots were blown into a thousand pieces! 0-1

But only flesh is weak, the road warriors pressed on and the winds of fate took tailwind to their plight. with fists of POWER, the Jackson family was felled, one by one!

the race to the endzone was tight and fierce! Hail to Speedball for bring stalemate to such a battle on the field!

And to DeMaio, for cracking helm and skull! Upgrade to guard, and bring violence to the mortals of the upperworld!

And to Train, who locomotives Russell personally into the afterlife! Join the pile of souls that await vengeance when Train walks down the tracks of the Abyss. Fret not, for I shall join thee soon!”