“The Regal Begals seem to have the Dark Synonyms number!
Despite out-blocking the RB 16 to 8 (with MB) the RB got the KO's they needed and failed only on 1 in 12-20 dodges (lost count it was too much).
With a Killed - Killed on Shadowy Sarah (Guard Blitzer, head crushed) the back of the DS was broken. More KOs and as the coach Dmon hates to call it the "Litany of 1's" continued for the DS who layed down and asked that the opposing coach just ignore his players.
Thankfully the RB coach showed some class. Potentially due to some early ignored Timeout opportunities from the DS coach.
Coach Dmon would love average throughout a game on FUMBLE, that'd be swell. Maybe someday.

The DS team only gained 10k on their loss. It would seem the FUMBBL/Nuffle Mafia ended the game by robbing the DS of the simple dignity of replacing their dead Blitzer. The horror, the horror!”