“Departing from our normal operations of late, Firehurler took to the field with a working set of dice (we snuck Celia into the referees' dressing room and switched the dice).

After a stumbling first half in which we lost and regained the ball, we ended up needing a reroll-free handoff in T8 (3+) for the score. Brannis Solaran was up to the task though, and secured the 1-0 at halftime after a failed OTT attempt by Unlimitato.

Second half, we went straight for the ball. Unlimitato's thrower, Eowar, declined to dump off, but when we knocked the ball loose, a nearby lineman caught it anyway! It went back and forth for a bit, with Juliana securing the ball at one point, but Unlimitato managed to scrape together a score to tie it 1-1.

We made a no-nonsense push up the bottom sideline for our return drive, and Juliana sauntered into the end zone in T7, leaving the dark elves just an OTT attempt for the --

WAIT! It's a RIOT!!

Two turns left apiece now, and the dark elves are receiving. A snaked dodge at the end of their turn 7 left the ball on the ground. We tried to stifle their forward cage and ran over to pick it up. Juliana had the ball in hand with just a single blitzer to contend with ... a blitzer who kinda needed to be passing if Unlimitato had a chance to tie it.

Instead, it ended 3-1, with quite a bit more luck of all sorts on Firehurler's side.

GG Noble. Of course we can rematch sometime.”